Poker Hand Nicknames

Here are some nicknames for the Texas Hold Em Starting Hands:


AA: Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines, Boots, Squirrel
KK: Cowboys, Ace Magnets, King Kong
QQ: Ladies, Bitches
JJ: Fishhooks, hooks
TT: Audi
99: Flake, Red Balloons
88: Snowmen, Dogs Balls, Fat Ladies
77: Hockey Sticks
66: Route 66, Cherries
55: Presto
44: Magnum
33: Crabs, Treys
22: Ducks, Howzat, Desmond
AK: Big Slick, Anna Kournikova
AQ: Big Chick
AJ: Ajax, Jackass
KQ Suited: Marriage
KQ Offsuit: Mixed Marriage
KJ: Kojak, Harry Potter
KT: Katie
K9: Fido, Canine
K8: Checkmate
K3: King Crab
QJ: Maverick
Q7: Computer Hand
Q3: Gay Waiter
J4: Flat Tyre
J5: Motown, Jackson Five
T4: Roger
T2: Doyle Brunson
96: Big Lick, Dinner for Two
95: Dolly Parton
92: Montana Banana
84: Big Brother
72: Whip
65: Bus Pass
64: Billion Dollar Hand, Sgt. Pepper
57: Heinz
49: San Francisco, Joe Montana
42: Hitchhiker
23: Enigma